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Coxswain

from Coxswain by Routine Layup

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One man's take on the student loan crisis as told through the white-collar crimes of a supporting actress from a 90s sitcom. Featuring Anika Pyle.

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Lori Laughlin’s daughter is a coxswain
She never pulled a paddle but aunt Becki found a way
To push her boat across a dirty lake

Eighty-thousand dollars sianara
Don’t know what I’m doing but I’m worried about tomorrow
And I’m a sucker for the shiny and the hollow
I’m a sucker for a placard on a wall

Someone in this room has got the answers
They're sharpening the pencils and drawing lines to Stanford
Just a Housewife and a mother with a ladder

Bury me in this Great Recession
Got me and the economy depressed again
Pulling pennies paying San Francisco rent
Fuck you Sallie every time you cash these checks

I pour myself a drink and scroll through Netflix
The cop from Stranger Things and some Director of Athletics
Selling scholarships to the rich and the semi famous

That’s when I learned Lori Laughlin’s daughter was a coxswain
It’s really called a coxsun but her daughter never was one
Nothing matters we’re all paddling into nothing
This is you’re debt just keep on rowing you’ll get somewhere
This is you’re debt just keep on rowing you’ll get somewhere
This is you’re debt just keep on rowing you’ll get somewhere

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from Coxswain, released October 1, 2021
Music and lyrics by Justin Cox
Harmony by Anika Pyle

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Routine Layup Eastsound, Washington

Routine Layup is a songwriting project by Justin Cox (Polyorchids/Bad Dads) based on Orcas Island in the PNW.

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